A series of public service announcements (or "PSAs") were produced starring characters from G.I. Joe, from 1985 to 1987. Each PSA ended with one of the troubled kids spouting "Now I know!" The featured Joe would then follow it up with the infamous catch-phrase, "And knowing is half the battle!"
List[]
There were 35 PSAs produced, each with a different lesson to be learned.
They are:
- "Running away isn't the answer" featuring Shipwreck.
- "Don't do what a stranger says" featuring Wild Bill.
- "How to tread water" featuring Torpedo.
- "What to do if you catch on fire" featuring Spirit.
- "Being a handicap doesn't make one helpless" featuring Spirit.
- "Be careful around frozen ponds and lakes" featuring Snow Job.
- "Taking something that isn't yours just isn't right" featuring Shipwreck.
- "You'll never learn without trying" featuring Scarlett.
- "Don't go near downed power lines" featuring Roadblock.
- "Don't give strangers your address" featuring Roadblock.
- "Have your eyes tested" featuring Ripcord.
- "Don't get in anything that could close and trap you" featuring Recondo.
- "Anything worth doing is worth planning" featuring Quick Kick.
- "Don't pet strange animals" featuring Mutt.
- "Wear proper protection out in the sun" featuring Leatherneck.
- "Stop and think before you act" featuring Lady Jaye.
- "Obey railroad Crossings" featuring Hawk.
- "Don't judge people until you give them a chance" featuring Gung-Ho.
- "How to stop a nose bleed" featuring Footloose.
- "Teamwork helps you win, not arguments" featuring Flint.
- "It's better to tell the truth" featuring Flint.
- "Put reflectors on your bikes" featuring Dusty.
- "Never take medicine without adult supervision" featuring Doc.
- "Have proper ventilation when painting" featuring Dial-Tone.
- "Don't Swim during a thunderstorm" featuring Deep Six.
- "Always wear a life jacket when boating" featuring Deep Six.
- "Instead of fighting, find a better way" featuring Cutter.
- "Don't call the fire department from a burning building" featuring Blowtorch.
- "What to do when you're lost" featuring Alpine.
- "Don't pull the fire alarm unless there's a fire" featuring Barbecue.
- "What to do if your house is on fire" featuring Barbecue.
- "What to do if someone passes out" featuring Airtight.
- "Eat the right foods" featuring Lifeline.
- "Wear a helmet for protection" featuring Cross-Country and Beach Head.
- "Listen to yourself" featuring Flint.
2003 parodies[]
Eric Fensler created parodies of 25 of the PSAs which were hosted on eBaum’s World, prompting a takedown notice from Hasbro on 9 September 2004.
2004 parodies[]
Eric Piotrowski created parodies of 6 of the PSAs.
2007 parodies[]
In 2007, Hasbro parodied the PSAs with commercials of the 25th anniversary line, featured in pack-in comics. The commercials began in similar form to the PSAs, but when the featured Joe arrived, rather than give a moral, announced the new toyline. "A Day in the Life of Springfield" had one featuring Roadblock, while "Backstabbed" had one featuring Duke (along with Dreadnok cameos).
2019 parodies[]
2019 has seen a resurgence in PSA parodies by Aquadump Entertainment. Much like the original Eric Fensler parodies, these PSA's are re-edits of the original G.I. Joe PSA's with all-new voice overs; having very little (if anything) to do with their original intent. So far they have released 9 brand new PSA's, but they plan to parody all 35 of the original videos.
External links[]
- http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/gi-joe-psas
- http://web.archive.org/web/20040918013207/http://www.ebaumsworld.com/gijoe.html
- http://www.lies.com/wp/2003/10/25/eric-fenslers-gi-joe-public-service-announcements/
- http://web.archive.org/web/20040917122140/http://www.ebaumsworld.com/legal-hasbro.html
- http://www.animationnation.com/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=print_topic;f=1;t=009180
- http://www.toonzone.net/forums/toonami-archived-forum/122202-hasbro-c-ds-fensler-films-gi-joe-psas.html#.UMKLgcp2G94
- http://www.garrisonmedia.com/gi_remix.html
- http://tmagazine.blogs.nytimes.com/2008/05/07/the-digital-ramble-military-investigation/
- http://blog.wfmu.org/freeform/2011/06/eric-fensler-an-interview-with-the-creator-of-the-gi-joe-psa-parodies.html
- https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCi5vMt1jd_a6ESxOWagWGug